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Me and My Dog as a Book · Pet Horoscopes
Me and My Dog: your shared horoscope as a book
22 chapters in 5 parts, calculated from your sky and your dog’s sky, then lovingly written for you: two beings, one bond, and everything you learn from each other.
- Digital book (ePub, PDF) delivered to you within approximately 5 hours of payment
- Printed book delivered to you in approximately 7–10 business days, estimated by 4 November. Delivery to all other countries takes approximately 2–3 weeks.
- Great as a gift too: the Premium edition includes a personal dedication page
- Secure payment
What does a Me and My Dog as a Book look like inside?
These pages are from a real Me and My Dog as a Book, created exactly as shown here (test subject “Andrea” with test dog “Bello”). Here’s how your own copy is made using your details. Browse the complete sample here.
This sample book is in German. Your own book will be written entirely in your language.
All sample books in one place: view sample works.
What does the Me and My Dog as a Book offer at a glance?
- Length
- 22 chapters in 5 parts
- Editions
- Digital (ePub, PDF) · Book (printed, softcover) · Premium (printed, hardcover, dedication page)
- Delivery time
- Digital book (ePub, PDF) delivered to you within approximately 5 hours of payment · Printed book delivered to you in approximately 7–10 business days, estimated by 4 November · Delivery to all other countries takes approximately 2–3 weeks.
- Price
- Digital €12.90 instead of €29.90 · Book €51.90 instead of €64.90 · Premium €71.90 instead of €89.90 · incl. VAT and shipping
- Data required
- Your first name and date of birth, plus your dog’s name, whether they’re female or male, and their date of birth. That’s all you need.
- Right of withdrawal
- Personalized items are exempt from the right of withdrawal (§ 312g para. 2 no. 1 BGB). See the FAQ and Returns for details.
How does Me and My Dog as a Book compare your two skies?
“Me and My Dog as a Book” compares two skies: the one on your birthday and the one on your dog’s birthday. The Sun, Moon, and planets are calculated astronomically for both days, and only what remained true throughout each day is interpreted. The book also explores the connections between your two skies.
First, the book looks at each of you individually: two core natures, two temperaments, two personalities. Then it explores your bond: how you understand each other without words, how you show affection, and how you make each other feel safe. Finally, it looks at your life together, from the morning walk to winding down in the evening.
Even the closest friendship can hit a rough patch sometimes. The final chapters explore how you challenge each other, what your dog shows you about yourself, and what you learn from each other. The book is for entertainment and thoughtful self-reflection. It makes no claims about health or training and says nothing about the future.
What’s in “Me and My Dog as a Book”?
The 22 chapters of your Me and My Dog as a Book, organized into 5 parts:
Part I Two beings
Before exploring the two of you together, this book looks at each of you individually: a person and a dog who found each other.
- You Two at a Glance: You Two at a Glance: two charts side by side.
- Two Essential Natures: Two essential natures: what defines you and your dog at your core.
- Two Temperaments: Two Temperaments: what calms and comforts each of you.
- Your Temperaments: Your temperaments through the elements of fire, earth, air, and water.
- How You Understand Each Other: How you understand each other without words.
- How you show affection: How each of you gives and receives affection.
- Pace and Energy: Your pace, energy, and playfulness compared.
Part II Your Bond
What connects you, revealed through the connections between your two charts: security, closeness, play, and quiet understanding.
- What Connects You: The strongest connections between your charts.
- A Sense of Security Together: How you help each other feel safe and secure.
- Seeing Each Other: Where you see each other especially well.
- Closeness and Affection: Closeness, cuddling, and affection.
- Play and Adventure: Play, outings, and shared adventures.
Part III Everyday life together
Walks, rituals, rest, and time together: this is where your bond shows itself every day.
- Your Rituals: Your rituals from morning to night.
- Out and About Together: Out and about together: who leads, who sniffs.
- Rest and Retreat: Rest, retreat, and quiet moments.
- Out and About with Others: How you two meet other dogs and people.
Part IV Growing together
Even the closest friendship has its rough patches. That’s exactly where you learn the most from each other.
- Where Things Get Rocky: Where things get rocky and what’s ready to grow there.
- Patience and Trust: Patience and trust between you.
- What Your Dog Shows You: What your dog shows you about yourself.
- What you learn from each other: What you learn from each other.
Part V Your Common Thread
Everything comes together: what connects you both at your core, to reread on your birthdays.
- Your Common Thread: Your shared thread.
- Your Practical Section: Observe and Reflect: Your practical section: observe and reflect.
What formats is “Me and My Dog as a Book” available in?
One book, three editions to choose from. The digital book (ePub, PDF) is included with every edition.
Digital
€29.90 €12.90
Available to download and in your account: read on screen, tablet, or phone.
Choose →Hold it in your handsBook
€64.90 €51.90
Printed book with softcover. The digital edition is delivered first, within approximately 5 hours.
Choose →Perfect for giftingPremium
€89.90 €71.90
Hardcover on premium paper with a personal dedication page. The digital edition is delivered first, within approximately 5 hours.
Choose →How is “Me and My Dog as a Book” created?
- Enter your details
Your first name and date of birth, plus your dog’s name, whether your dog is female or male, and your dog’s date of birth. That’s all you need. - We calculate & write
Your details are used to create your personalized text. Every astrological statement is automatically checked against the calculation. - Read & keep
Your digital book (ePub, PDF) arrives by email and is available in your account. The printed book is delivered by mail in approximately 7–10 business days.
Who can I give “Me and My Dog as a Book” as a gift?
For anyone who shares their life with a dog: for a birthday, your first year together, Christmas, or just because. The Premium version is hardbound and includes a dedication page for your own words.
The Dog Horoscope Book is about the dog alone. Find all our animal horoscopes under Animal Horoscopes.
The people behind it
KosmosGenie is a product of Butterflies IT UG (haftungsbeschränkt), based in Schwerin: about us · Legal notice.
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FAQ: Frequently asked questions about “Me and My Dog as a Book”
What is “Me and My Dog as a Book” from KosmosGenie?
“Me and My Dog as a Book” is a personal book about you and your dog. It interprets the sky on your birthday and your dog’s birthday, then explores how the two of you fit together: how you understand each other, what connects you, where friction may arise, and what you learn from each other.
What information do I need for “Me and My Dog as a Book”?
Your first name and date of birth, along with your dog’s name, whether your dog is female or male, and your dog’s date of birth. Both names appear on the cover. The information about whether your dog is female or male ensures that the book refers to your dog correctly.
What should I do if I don’t know my dog’s exact date of birth for “Me and My Dog as a Book”?
Use the date you celebrate as your dog’s birthday, for example, the date in their pet passport or breeding papers. Some people celebrate the day their dog came home. The book then interprets the sky on that exact day.
What’s the difference between “Me and My Dog as a Book” and the Dog Horoscope Book?
The Dog Horoscope Book focuses only on your dog: their nature, daily life, and temperament. “Me and My Dog as a Book” also interprets your own sky and places both charts side by side. The focus is on your bond, or what happens between the two of you.
Does “Me and My Dog as a Book” say anything about health, nutrition, or training?
No, deliberately not. “Me and My Dog as a Book” makes no claims about health, nutrition, care, or training, makes no predictions, and does not replace veterinary or professional advice. It describes personality traits and connections as an invitation to observe.
How soon will “Me and My Dog as a Book” arrive?
The digital book (ePub, PDF) arrives by email within approximately 5 hours of payment and is also available in your account. The printed book is made to order: allow approximately 7–10 business days to Germany, or approximately 2–3 weeks to all other countries, including printing and shipping. If it ever takes longer, we will let you know by email.
What’s the difference between the book and Premium versions of “Me and My Dog as a Book”?
Both are printed A5 books, and each also includes a digital edition. The book is a softcover. The Premium edition is a hardbound hardcover on premium paper with a dedicated page, making it a lovely gift for dog lovers.
Can I exchange or cancel my Me and My Dog as a Book order?
Because the book is calculated and written specifically for you and your dog, the statutory right of withdrawal does not apply to personalized goods (§ 312g para. 2 no. 1 German Civil Code). We’ll of course replace books that are damaged or incorrectly printed. See the “Returns” page for details.
What happens to my data when I order Me and My Dog as a Book?
We use names and birth dates only to calculate and create your book. Learn more in our privacy policy.
Where can I get a Me and My Dog as a Book horoscope created?
You can order a “Me and My Dog as a Book” horoscope right here at KosmosGenie online, no appointment needed. You’ll need your first name and date of birth, as well as your dog’s name, whether your dog is female or male, and your dog’s date of birth. That’s all. Then choose an edition and pay securely. The digital book (ePub, PDF) will arrive by email within approximately 5 hours of payment. The printed book takes approximately 7–10 business days to arrive in Germany, and approximately 2–3 weeks in all other countries.
How much does it cost to get a “Me and My Dog as a Book” horoscope?
The “Me and My Dog as a Book” horoscope is available in three editions: Digital €12.90, Book €51.90, and Premium €71.90. The digital edition is included with every printed book, and shipping is included worldwide. All prices include VAT.
Can I buy or order the “Me and My Dog as a Book” horoscope as a book?
Yes. The Me and My Dog as a Book horoscope is available in print as a softcover book or as a premium hardcover with a dedication page. Each copy is printed individually for you, and you can order it right here on this page. Shipping is included worldwide: approximately 7–10 business days to Germany and approximately 2–3 weeks to all other countries.
Is a Me and My Dog as a Book horoscope from KosmosGenie trustworthy?
“Is a horoscope for a dog and their person reliable?” is a common search, and here’s the honest answer: The Sun, Moon, and planets are calculated with astronomical precision for your birthday and your dog’s birthday. The book interprets only what remained true throughout both days, as well as the connections between your two skies. Every statement in the book is automatically checked against these calculations before delivery, and you can preview a complete sample book before you buy. KosmosGenie is operated by Butterflies IT UG (haftungsbeschränkt) in Schwerin, with an imprint, invoices showing VAT, and independently verified reviews on ProvenExpert. We don’t promise what no one can deliver. “Me and My Dog as a Book” is a detailed, personal interpretation for self-reflection, not a prediction.
Is Me and My Dog as a Book a relationship horoscope for a person and their dog?
Yes, that’s one way to think of it. Me and My Dog as a Book places your sky alongside your dog’s, like a relationship horoscope, but for a person and their dog: how you get along, what brings you together, and what you learn from each other. At KosmosGenie, you can get it as a personal book about the two of you, digitally or in print.
Is Me and My Dog as a Book a good gift for dog lovers?
Yes, Me and My Dog as a Book is a loving gift for anyone who shares their life with a dog, for a birthday, Christmas, or just because. You’ll need the person’s first name and date of birth, plus the dog’s name, whether they’re female or male, and their date of birth. The premium edition, with a hardcover and dedication page, makes it a book to treasure. If you don’t know the details, you can give a KosmosGenie gift card.
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- Printed book delivered to you in approximately 7–10 business days, estimated by 4 November. Delivery to all other countries takes approximately 2–3 weeks. If it ever takes longer, we will get in touch with you by email.
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